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The Poo of Toileta

“Give me more Toilet paper!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: Degree

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Poo of Toileta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Toilet with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.931 billion Toiletans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toilet City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toiletan economy, worth 173 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,890 Toilet Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Toilet's credibility no favours, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Toileta's national animal is the Wild Vito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toileta is ranked 272,950th in the world and 1st in Degree for Most Stationary, with 9.8490561966 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,215thRudest Citizens: 6,301stFattest Citizens: 6,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,024thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,577thLargest Retail Industry: 12,587thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,706thNicest Citizens: 22,261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,617thHighest Food Quality: 26,428thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,907thMost Politically Free: 28,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,074th

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