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The Gold Holy of Toilet Man

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Location: The North Pacific

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The Gold Holy of Toilet Man is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.512 billion Big Pooprs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooping economy, worth 369 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,181 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Toilet Man, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Toilet Man is ranked 261,998th in the world and 12,632nd in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.85 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 371stMost Influential: 783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,591stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,128thNicest Citizens: 6,477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,567thMost Inclusive: 7,177thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,667thLargest Retail Industry: 10,806thMost Pacifist: 10,896thHighest Food Quality: 10,914thMost Efficient Economies: 11,074thNudest: 11,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,414thMost Developed: 11,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,543rdSmartest Citizens: 13,353rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,987thHealthiest Citizens: 15,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,851stHighest Average Incomes: 16,326thLargest Governments: 16,509thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,244thBest Weather: 21,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,773rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,597thSafest: 23,911thMost Cultured: 23,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 24,123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,521st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 363rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 374th in the regionMost Inclusive: 425th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 464th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 615th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 619th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 633rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 633rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 649th in the regionMost Politically Free: 651st in the regionMost Developed: 660th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 667th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 715th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 725th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 745th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 806th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 817th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 817th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 818th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 832nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 922nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 942nd in the regionBest Weather: 1,036th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,059th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,065th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,282nd in the regionSafest: 1,323rd in the region

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