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The Holy Empire of Toilet Man

“We love to poop!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Empire of Toilet Man is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 108 million Poopers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The all-consuming Toiletry economy, worth 9.75 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 90,296 Toilet Papers, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and where there's smoke there's the Toiletry Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Pooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toilet Man is ranked 65,169th in the world and 2,297th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.96 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,552ndTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 7,158thMost Influential: 8,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,750thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,395thNicest Citizens: 20,307thBest Weather: 22,599thMost Inclusive: 23,602nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 306th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 458th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 776th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 854th in the region

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