The Holy Empire of Toilet Man
“We love to poop!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Holy Empire of Toilet Man is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 108 million Poopers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.
The all-consuming Toiletry economy, worth 9.75 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 90,296 Toilet Papers, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and where there's smoke there's the Toiletry Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Pooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, where there's smoke there's the Toiletry Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Toilet Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Toilet Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Toilet Man endorsed The Republic of AmManies.
- : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
- : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
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