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The Holy Empire of Toilet Man

“We love to poop!”

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The Holy Empire of Toilet Man is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 108 million Poopers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The all-consuming Toiletry economy, worth 9.75 trillion Toilet Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 90,296 Toilet Papers, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and where there's smoke there's the Toiletry Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Pooper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toilet Man is ranked 65,169^th in the world and 2,297^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.96 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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