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The Imperium Territory of Tobillo |
“War is progress, peace is stagnation.”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Imperium Territory of Tobillo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Raymund G Collingwood with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.452 billion Tobillans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Francis Parker Jockey City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tobillan economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion Larcs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,062 Larcs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,982,433 per year while the poor average 5,503, a ratio of 360 to 1.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Tobillo's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Zeitgeist.
Tobillo is ranked 11,734th in the world and 259th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 84.24 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tobillo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Tobillo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Tobillo, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
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Tobillo, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
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Tobillo, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
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Tobillo, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
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Tobillo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Tobillo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Most Rebellious Youth.
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Tobillo, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
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Tobillo, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.