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The Kingdom of TM-Jesselton

“Excellence in God”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of TM-Jesselton is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 449 million TM-Jesseltonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient TM-Jesseltonian economy, worth 46.8 trillion Selts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,244 Selts, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Card collectors duel to the death, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TM-Jesselton's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TM-Jesselton is ranked 173,378th in the world and 6,613th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,230thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,816thMost Influential: 5,318thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,361stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,550thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,355thMost Efficient Economies: 17,492ndLargest Gambling Industry: 19,771st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 355th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 404th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 461st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 530th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Developed: 628th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 695th in the regionLargest Black Market: 705th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 786th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 788th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 819th in the region

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