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The Sleepy Little Weiler of Titisee


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Funuzzle

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Sleepy Little Weiler of Titisee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jeremy Clarkson with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.703 billion Titiseeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titisee City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Titiseean economy, worth a remarkable 7,066 trillion TopGears a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 222,896 TopGears, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends billions to protect Titisee from a disaster that is one in a million, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Titisee City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titisee's national animal is the Stig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is SuperFastCarism.

Titisee is ranked 59,707th in the world and 1st in Funuzzle for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 6.6 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139thLargest Black Market: 154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330thMost Corrupt Governments: 385thLargest Publishing Industry: 430thBest Weather: 528thMost Stationary: 548thHealthiest Citizens: 595thMost Beautiful Environments: 673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 721stMost Secular: 728thMost Advanced Public Education: 832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,019thHighest Economic Output: 1,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,176thLowest Crime Rates: 1,482ndLargest Populations: 2,020thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,635thSmartest Citizens: 2,875thMost Conservative: 2,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,155thLargest Governments: 4,168thHighest Average Incomes: 4,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,908thMost Cultured: 5,928thMost Authoritarian: 6,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,969thMost Influential: 7,070thTop
Most Developed: 13,175thMost Efficient Economies: 15,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,372nd

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