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The Northern Empire of Tislanda

“Greater, Larger, Bigger”

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The Northern Empire of Tislanda is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tish Landa with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.614 billion Tislandans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patience. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Tislandan economy, worth 881 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,028 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,299 per year while the poor average 5,890, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Taosim has been named as Tislanda's national religion, Tish Landa has just been declared ruler of Tislanda in an international press conference, Tislanda has designated Patience as its capital city, and the tiger is a protected species. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tislanda's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is taosim.

Tislanda is ranked 78,300^th in the world and 72^nd in Canada for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,299.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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