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The Theocracy of Tinnitania

“*high pitched ringing*”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Greater Necanica

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Theocracy of Tinnitania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 477 million Tinnitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tinnitanian economy, worth 5.77 trillion Decibals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 12,089 Decibals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinnitania's national animal is the Seashell, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tinnitania is ranked 5,128th in the world and 4th in Greater Necanica for Most Primitive, scoring 123.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Income Equality: 2,656thMost Primitive: 5,128th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

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