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The Queendom of Time Dragonia |
“Glory to dragonkind”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Rejected Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Queendom of Time Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.267 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Time Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 270,270 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Dragons, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Time Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Time Dragonia is ranked 40,726th in the world and 109th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.127590689 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Dragons.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, workers have seized control of the economy.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Time Dragonia, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.