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The Empire of Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwich

“What can we get for you?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 530 million Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwichians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwichian economy, worth 21.5 trillion coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,514 coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwich's national animal is the sandwich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tim Hortons Hot Breakfast Sandwich is ranked 39,948th in the world and 33rd in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.91 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Authoritarian: 4,331stMost Conservative: 6,052ndMost Avoided: 12,122ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,058thMost Extreme: 18,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,125th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

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