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The Space Western Enthusiasts of Tim

“In War, Victory.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

Regional Influence: Squire


The Space Western Enthusiasts of Tim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.105 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weisshaupt Fortress. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,063 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 77,080th in the world and 108th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Extreme, scoring 25.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Populations: 8,562ndHighest Economic Output: 11,123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,232ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,389th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the region

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