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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso

“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Cheese

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.699 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,806 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 313,183 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, in a fit of passion Joe Schmo has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 228,697th in the world and 7th in Cheese for Most Avoided, scoring 0.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9thNicest Citizens: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 17thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thMost Developed: 19thMost Pacifist: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndSmartest Citizens: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stBest Weather: 68thMost Cultured: 82ndLargest Populations: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125thSafest: 164thMost Beautiful Environments: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 365thMost Inclusive: 550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 616thLargest Governments: 1,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,611thHighest Average Incomes: 1,711thMost Stationary: 1,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,099thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,882ndMost Influential: 4,530thMost Efficient Economies: 4,769thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,158thNudest: 9,871stTop
Most Income Equality: 15,278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,482ndMost Secular: 17,870thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,745th

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