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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso

“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Cheese

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.77 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,462 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 313,355 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the dartboard at the Tierra del Quesoan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Joe Schmo's face, third world countries are rich in "I Love Tierra Del Queso City" t-shirts, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 99th in the world and 1st in Cheese for Largest Populations, with 39.8 billion Capita.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 14thNicest Citizens: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stMost Pacifist: 21stHealthiest Citizens: 22ndMost Developed: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 30thMost Compassionate Citizens: 36thSmartest Citizens: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stBest Weather: 73rdMost Cultured: 95thLargest Populations: 99thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rdSafest: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 198thHighest Economic Output: 289thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 542ndMost Inclusive: 637thLargest Governments: 1,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,532ndMost Stationary: 1,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,752ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,911thLowest Crime Rates: 2,334thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,914thMost Efficient Economies: 4,922ndMost Influential: 5,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,661stNudest: 11,058thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,729thMost Secular: 17,621stMost Income Equality: 17,796thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,916th

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