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The Republic of Tien Nemh

“Oh, No, Not Again!”

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The Republic of Tien Nemh is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nguyen Pham Tran with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.834 billion Tienese people are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Há Thėn. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tienese economy, worth 524 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,892 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tien Nemh's national animal is the snek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tien Nemh is ranked 244,694^th in the world and 48^th in Deep Storage for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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