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“Chinchillas shall have more rights than humans”

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The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.5 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion pelts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,038 pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists call Tie-Died Chinchillasian beach towns "the fine coastline", there's no representation without taxation, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 80,540^th in the world and 87^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,440.7 Standard Monetary Units.