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The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia

“It's pronounced Th-eye-la-sea-knee-a!”

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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by some guy idk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.357 billion Thylacinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalinia. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thyaclinian economy, worth 299 trillion Scioxian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,180 Scioxian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thyaclinia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, books are so highly regarded in Thyaclinia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyaclinia's national animal is the thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the church of flying spaghetti monster.

Thyaclinia is ranked 14,745th in the world and 830th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.63 Years.

Most Pacifist: 9,627thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,648thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,206thHealthiest Citizens: 11,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,745thSafest: 15,090thSmartest Citizens: 15,973rdMost Developed: 17,272ndMost Secular: 18,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,769thRudest Citizens: 19,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,322ndMost Inclusive: 20,838th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 337th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionRudest Citizens: 561st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 671st in the regionSafest: 743rd in the region

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