Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia

“It's pronounced Th-eye-la-sea-knee-a!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by some guy idk with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 2.298 billion Thylacinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalinia. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thyaclinian economy, worth 201 trillion Scioxian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,900 Scioxian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is something rotten in the state of Thyaclinia, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyaclinia's national animal is the thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the church of flying spaghetti monster.

Thyaclinia is ranked 43,285th in the world and 1,779th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70.15 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 907thMost Influential: 1,224thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,856thHealthiest Citizens: 11,162ndMost Pacifist: 11,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,012thSafest: 13,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,658thRudest Citizens: 16,112thMost Secular: 16,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,565th
Most Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 267th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 321st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 352nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 366th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 401st in the regionSafest: 431st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 454th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 454th in the regionMost Secular: 490th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 525th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 574th in the regionBest Weather: 584th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 612th in the regionMost Stationary: 622nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 639th in the regionMost Cultured: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Fedele, Hizuru, Roissyland, Axdel, Socialist Holy American Empire, Marrico, Squid Ruinosa, ReeK, Wiranath, Am Echad, Brotherland, Pightinbotanoffen, Drunken Seal Islands, British Calradia, United China Nation, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Goodnamesarerare, Lanagon, Bai Lung, Someseni, Survivoristan, Agonya, The Happian Union, Kangarawa, Federated States of Zootron, Dark Edgyness, Riveraland, Kagorg Bra Corna, The Romanum Legio, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, New Leganes, Eagas, Skandinavistan, Adavan, Bullpups, Kaigi, Galve, Blazing Samaritan, Lyontisia, Dragonia, Endertopias, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Airrajul, Mastariere, CopyCato, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, and 105 others.Harro Waarudho, Verketa, The New Wisconsin Empire, Trimmania, Roliganistan, Headpat Central, Greater New Islew, Urimel, Qui sequuntur somnia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Slui, Bakaworld, Slys Paws, Gorbastan, Kucia, Joundia, The Almighty Country, Elkenian, Solestia, Biggstonia, Cantonese Union, Akorial, Norport, Areast, Euricanis, Ellsonian Dominion, Sansangra, Mundiferrum, Taurora, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Broengtopia, Propwash, Wanabe, Kelsyth, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Bytes, Arpino, Pakitsk, Tshana, Kublam, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Tuvaltastan, Kriov, Neruch, Sericena, Bortalandet, Darkenval, Avalon Ascendancy, Blobbo, The Angel of Charity, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Lantros, Ridann, Babcocia, Enlil, Just Vale 2, Layngderfleethe, Gluponija, Janoobi Jazair, Our Gods, The Holy Utopian Republic, BearStackof2015, Archooli, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Rhealaliit, The United Asian Republics, Talitoa, Stellar Colonies, Arkantis, Aklevin, Abadong, Aeljae, Barfleur, Adolanta, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, CheeseBurrito, VoyKovie, ArenaC, Kilkire, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, America Mjolnir, Erfitt Landslag, Libertanny, Escade, Styklelilere, Lerasi, Grossvietnam, Magosconity, Mossy-Oak, Sans Sense, Commodore Badger, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Avakael, BNV, Yemeni Locusts, Zukchiva, The Jamlandias, Brethren, The New York Islands, Feu de Glace, and Eastie.