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The Blessed Theocracy of Thuans Islands

“The Lord is my shepherd, we will lack nothing.”

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Location: Union of Christian Nations

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Blessed Theocracy of Thuans Islands is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Pastor Daniel Porter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 970 million Thuanenses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porth Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thuanense economy, worth 83.8 trillion Thuanesa swords a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,350 Thuanesa swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuans Islands's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thuans Islands is ranked 29,622nd in the world and 17th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.

Most Devout: 5,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,425thLowest Crime Rates: 9,098thBest Weather: 11,469thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,422ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,744thMost Influential: 13,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,143rdMost Conservative: 15,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,334thMost Developed: 16,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,665thNicest Citizens: 22,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,725th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Ecclestia, Introvert Hill, Ieskarios, Norfshire, The Reverends, United Zealandic, Concordare, Kluz, Le Vichy France, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Jardysk, and Eluney.