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The Queendom of Thorvel

“In the name of God, On guard !”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marie III with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.574 billion Thorvelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 2,911 trillion Golden crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,678 Golden crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 475,702 per year while the poor average 45,884, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and newspapers print only headlines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thorvel's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.

Thorvel is ranked 36,816th in the world and 154th in Forest for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thMost Devout: 11thMost Primitive: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 157thFattest Citizens: 239thBest Weather: 522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 640thMost Cultured: 723rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 794thRudest Citizens: 972ndMost Patriotic: 1,734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,397thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,943rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,333rdHighest Economic Output: 5,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,607thMost Armed: 9,295thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,670thHighest Average Incomes: 11,888thMost Stationary: 12,524thMost Conservative: 13,092ndTop
Largest Populations: 14,968thMost Influential: 15,353rdLargest Black Market: 26,025thLowest Crime Rates: 26,905th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the region

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