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The Vn th thy wrnt s gr8 of Thnks fr the Mmrs

“It tastes like you, only sweeter”

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The Vn th thy wrnt s gr8 of Thnks fr the Mmrs is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.554 billion Thnks fr the Mmrsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thnks fr th Mmrs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The all-consuming Thnks fr the Mmrsian economy, worth 861 trillion mmries a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,397 mmries, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thnks fr the Mmrs's national animal is the thnks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thnks fr the Mmrs is ranked 43,963^rd in the world and 246^th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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