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The Lore of Thneedtown

“Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.276 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,916 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 193,245th in the world and 8,424th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.44 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,094thMost Influential: 1,831stTop
Best Weather: 3,374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,317thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,796thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,473rdSafest: 7,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,687thNicest Citizens: 7,747thMost Cultured: 8,106thMost Pacifist: 8,197thHealthiest Citizens: 8,211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,694thMost Developed: 8,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,804thMost Inclusive: 10,295thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,956thSmartest Citizens: 11,393rdHighest Economic Output: 11,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,438thMost Efficient Economies: 14,079thLargest Governments: 14,327thLargest Populations: 20,391st
Most Rebellious Youth: 164th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 191st in the regionBest Weather: 205th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 364th in the regionLargest Populations: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 424th in the regionSafest: 427th in the regionNicest Citizens: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 456th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Pacifist: 472nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 530th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 550th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 597th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 626th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the regionMost Influential: 678th in the regionLargest Governments: 688th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 724th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 760th in the regionMost Politically Free: 866th in the region

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