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The Lore of Thneedtown

“Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.05 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,935 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ebeziah Muji's wardrobe, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 120,166th in the world and 5,984th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 28.33 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,344thTop
Most Influential: 3,118thBest Weather: 3,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,831stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,198thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,420thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,316thNicest Citizens: 7,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,411thMost Pacifist: 7,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,982ndSafest: 7,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,230thHealthiest Citizens: 8,340thMost Cultured: 8,387thTop
Most Developed: 9,030thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,575thMost Inclusive: 9,982ndSmartest Citizens: 11,956thHighest Economic Output: 12,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,369thLargest Governments: 14,901stMost Income Equality: 16,715th
Most Rebellious Youth: 168th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 195th in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 386th in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Cultured: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 415th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionTop
Safest: 421st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 469th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Developed: 521st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 559th in the regionMost Inclusive: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 653rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 664th in the regionLargest Governments: 710th in the regionMost Politically Free: 771st in the regionMost Influential: 784th in the region

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