The Lore of Thneedtown
“Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.276 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,916 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's never enough space in space, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Second Republic of Republica Guilleana.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
- : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Republic of Chips and Guac.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Iron Fist Oceanic Republic of Comfed.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Free Land of Amprak.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lulubellia.
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