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The Republic of Thisisahotnationname

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Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Thisisahotnationname is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.999 billion Thisisahotnationnameans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thisisahotnationnamean economy, worth 131 trillion names a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,779 names, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,781 per year while the poor average 14,945, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thisisahotnationname's national animal is the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thisisahotnationname is ranked 54,050th in the world and 213th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,369.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,815thTop
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Nudest: 3,593rdMost Primitive: 7,069thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,564thFattest Citizens: 14,971stTop
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Most Devout: 20,625thLargest Retail Industry: 33,427thMost Pacifist: 34,342ndSafest: 34,649th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 76th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the region

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