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The Oligarchy of This Is A Terrible Place To Live

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The Oligarchy of This Is A Terrible Place To Live is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leadr Lottie Manure with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.909 billion Poorsouls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Saxophonic economy, worth a remarkable 4,104 trillion Goldengoldpieces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 196,306 Goldengoldpieces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 615,605 per year while the poor average 47,964, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Dream holidays often go awry, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. This Is A Terrible Place To Live's national animal is the Quail of Great Dimension, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patriotic Idolatry.

This Is A Terrible Place To Live is ranked 290,670^th in the world and 255^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 27.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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