The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent
“Masters of War”
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Location: the South Pacific
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The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.806 billion Third League of New Kentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Third League of New Kentian economy, worth 659 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,166 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most pop videos prominently feature the Third League of New Kentian flag, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and no one gossips with Adolf Trump during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Kantahania.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Republic of Populaa.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Cratonim.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The People's Republic of Twoole.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie.
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