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The Oppressed Peoples of Thibor Ferenczy

“Everything you are is mine.”

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The Oppressed Peoples of Thibor Ferenczy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Father Ferenczy with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.585 billion Ferenczyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romesalem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferenczyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,700 trillion silver coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,004 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day at 4am Ferenczyians wake to pray for the sun to rise, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thibor Ferenczy's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Krislimish.

Thibor Ferenczy is ranked 221,895^th in the world and 130^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -52.14 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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