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The REBALS ARE REBALING AND of They blow stuff up |
“Pride and Industry”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Artificial Solar System |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
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The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong They blow stuff upian economy, worth 161 trillion florins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 67,707 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
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