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The Freedom of TheSource

“Root is God”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Nederland

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Freedom of TheSource is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by LEADER with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.638 billion TheSourceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient TheSourcean economy, worth a remarkable 9,632 trillion CURRENCIES a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,336 CURRENCIES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 790,957 per year while the poor average 49,745, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TheSource's national animal is the ANIMAL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FAITH.

TheSource is ranked 113,511th in the world and 62nd in Nederland for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Stationary: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 122ndLargest Populations: 251stHighest Crime Rates: 297thMost Avoided: 559thHighest Economic Output: 670thMost Armed: 817thFattest Citizens: 847thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 920thLargest Mining Sector: 952ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,217thMost Efficient Economies: 1,374thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,397thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,118thLargest Black Market: 2,492ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,968thHighest Average Incomes: 4,950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,015thMost Devout: 5,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,455thLargest Retail Industry: 5,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,074thMost Influential: 6,230thNudest: 8,369thSmartest Citizens: 9,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,294thTop
Most Cultured: 17,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,091stLargest Governments: 21,441st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the region

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