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The Dictatorship of TheReunitedUnion

“For God and Authority.”

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The Dictatorship of TheReunitedUnion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.165 billion TheReunitedUnionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TheReunitedUnionian economy, worth 131 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,818 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheReunitedUnion's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TheReunitedUnion is ranked 96,611^th in the world and 1^st in The Communist Artificial Continent Of TR for Most Stationary, with 201.15947542452 days.

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