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The Empire of ThePentium4 |
“You got to use the pentium 4”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Empire of ThePentium4 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 718 million ThePentium4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of The Pentium 4. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.
The powerhouse ThePentium4ian economy, worth 58.1 trillion Pentiums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,892 Pentiums, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, wandering ThePentium4ians are known for their one-track minds, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThePentium4's national animal is the popcorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
ThePentium4 is ranked 96,623rd in the world and 1,782nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,016.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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ThePentium4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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ThePentium4, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
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ThePentium4, wandering ThePentium4ians are known for their one-track minds.
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ThePentium4, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
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ThePentium4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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ThePentium4, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
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ThePentium4, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
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ThePentium4, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
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ThePentium4, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
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ThePentium4, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.