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The Empire of ThePentium4

“You got to use the pentium 4”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Empire of ThePentium4 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 718 million ThePentium4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of The Pentium 4. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The powerhouse ThePentium4ian economy, worth 58.1 trillion Pentiums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,892 Pentiums, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, wandering ThePentium4ians are known for their one-track minds, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThePentium4's national animal is the popcorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ThePentium4 is ranked 96,623rd in the world and 1,782nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,016.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,099thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,627thMost Secular: 20,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,638thSafest: 31,011thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34,223rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 558th in the region

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