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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.586 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 11,846 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 760,057 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and Thembria SSR has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 22^nd in the world and 1^st in Yggdrasil for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 43,667.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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