Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.845 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,143 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 732,650 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and there's some really clean windows in Thembria SSRian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 184,124th in the world and 150th in Yggdrasil for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -316 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15thMost Devout: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21stLargest Governments: 22ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thMost Subsidized Industry: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 37thLargest Black Market: 51stHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thLargest Information Technology Sector: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 118thBest Weather: 127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 169thMost Efficient Economies: 302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 322ndHealthiest Citizens: 344thHighest Economic Output: 384thLargest Welfare Programs: 413thMost Armed: 424thMost Influential: 1,181stSmartest Citizens: 1,191stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,366thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,381stMost Authoritarian: 5,486thTop
Most Stationary: 9,619thMost Conservative: 9,690thMost Income Equality: 10,698thMost Developed: 12,072ndLargest Populations: 14,714thMost Extreme: 15,065th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 34 » KOENoNEOK, Tiku, Sygnafylki, Asian-Nation, Gamhound, Allemeine II, The Phoenix Flame, Particle, Arcterus, Incantata Phantasia, Cfdu1202, GawHool, Anime Daisuki, Kingdom of Yutah, Wolfenlandom, Costa-Luna, Durmatagno, Sternberg, Lel Capita, Scaloria, The Shadow Republik, The Emerald Legion, Govianisis, Zargovia, Negamegedon, Mt Mccuvius, Tamanian, Robbonia, Carrasastova, Wan Nyan, NeoPacificus, Vastalon, Cidhna Mine, and Elke and Elba.