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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.1 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 770,988 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", Demon Goddess Ifurita's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, all recreational drugs are legal, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 30th in the world and 2nd in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 318.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17thHighest Poor Incomes: 17thMost Devout: 17thMost Advanced Public Education: 18thLargest Governments: 18thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 30thLargest Black Market: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 97thMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndBest Weather: 129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129thMost Efficient Economies: 269thHighest Economic Output: 290thMost Armed: 331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 336thHealthiest Citizens: 337thLargest Welfare Programs: 432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 834thSmartest Citizens: 965thMost Influential: 1,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,981stTop
Most Authoritarian: 7,305thMost Stationary: 8,581stTop
Most Developed: 13,269thMost Conservative: 13,536thLargest Populations: 14,155th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the region

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