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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.1 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 12,412 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 770,988 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", Demon Goddess Ifurita's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, all recreational drugs are legal, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 30^th in the world and 2^nd in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 318.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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