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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.594 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,853 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 743,674 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Thembria SSRian military, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Thembria SSR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 207,051st in the world and 121st in Yggdrasil for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 15thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thMost Devout: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Governments: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 37thLargest Black Market: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 115thBest Weather: 129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 281stHealthiest Citizens: 348thHighest Economic Output: 351stMost Armed: 380thMost Valuable International Artwork: 412thLargest Welfare Programs: 443rdSmartest Citizens: 1,134thMost Influential: 1,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,040thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,165thMost Authoritarian: 6,845thMost Conservative: 7,534thMost Stationary: 9,184thTop
Most Developed: 12,208thLargest Populations: 14,564th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the region

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