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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.845 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,143 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 732,650 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and there's some really clean windows in Thembria SSRian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 184,124^th in the world and 150^th in Yggdrasil for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -316 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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