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The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR

“🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.586 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 11,846 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 760,057 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and Thembria SSR has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 22nd in the world and 1st in Yggdrasil for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 43,667.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14thMost Devout: 16thLargest Governments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22ndHighest Poor Incomes: 26thLowest Crime Rates: 27thMost Subsidized Industry: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Black Market: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Information Technology Sector: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 103rdBest Weather: 123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126thMost Efficient Economies: 283rdHighest Economic Output: 313thHealthiest Citizens: 323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 342ndMost Armed: 347thLargest Welfare Programs: 433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 752ndMost Influential: 1,013thSmartest Citizens: 1,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,864thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,144thMost Authoritarian: 5,791stMost Conservative: 6,334thMost Stationary: 8,728thTop
Most Developed: 12,968thLargest Populations: 14,186thMost Extreme: 21,163rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the region

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