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The Dominion of Theencessia Bigelkia

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The New Pacific

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Dominion of Theencessia Bigelkia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bobby Villa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.017 billion Theencessia Bigelkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobbyville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Theencessia Bigelkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,894 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,730 per year while the poor average 19,254, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is a major problem. Theencessia Bigelkia's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hope.

Theencessia Bigelkia is ranked 24,223rd in the world and 1st in The New Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,479.48052535408 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,460thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,486thMost Primitive: 1,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,986thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,015thFattest Citizens: 2,279thMost Avoided: 2,360thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,945thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,873rdHighest Crime Rates: 6,209thLargest Black Market: 6,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,747thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,155thMost Devout: 12,519thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,523rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,699thMost Efficient Economies: 16,023rdHighest Economic Output: 16,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,214thMost Armed: 17,502ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,532ndMost Patriotic: 18,335thHighest Average Incomes: 19,760thMost Influential: 19,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 23,301stMost Stationary: 24,223rd

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