Spotlight on:
The Dominion of Theencessia Bigelkia |
“Strength Through Compliance”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The New Pacific |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Dominion of Theencessia Bigelkia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bobby Villa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.017 billion Theencessia Bigelkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bobbyville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Theencessia Bigelkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,894 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,730 per year while the poor average 19,254, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.
Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is a major problem. Theencessia Bigelkia's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hope.
Theencessia Bigelkia is ranked 24,223rd in the world and 1st in The New Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,479.48052535408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Theencessia Bigelkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, it's never "just a game" with Theencessia Bigelkian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in Theencessia Bigelkia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Bobbyville to enjoy their national art.