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The Colony of Thedzoairos

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Genua

Regional Influence: Squire


The Colony of Thedzoairos is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed population of 2.185 billion Thedzoairosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thedzoairosian economy, worth 237 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,810 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, raccoons are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and the aims of top-secret Thedzoairosian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thedzoairos is ranked 20,518th in the world and 11th in Genua for Largest Governments, scoring 26.1 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,773rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,569thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,155thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,633rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,423rdMost Cultured: 18,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,419thLargest Governments: 20,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,891stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,988th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the region

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