The Colony of Thedzoairos
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
The Colony of Thedzoairos is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed population of 2.185 billion Thedzoairosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoa. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Thedzoairosian economy, worth 237 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,810 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, raccoons are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and the aims of top-secret Thedzoairosian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoairos's national animal is the raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thedzoairos resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Thedzoairos's influence in Genua rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Thedzoairos endorsed The Antifascist Diocese of Silesian Church.
- : Thedzoairos relocated from Dusk Falling to Genua.
- : Thedzoairos was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Aviatta.
- : Thedzoairos was endorsed by The Supreme Commander of Lily of Sweeze.
- : Thedzoairos was endorsed by The Republic of Litihur.
- : Thedzoairos endorsed The Roavin's Evil Alter Ego of Kutumal.
- : Thedzoairos was endorsed by The Protectorate of Jericho PMC VII.
- : Thedzoairos endorsed The Leader of The MT Army of Vippertooth33.