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The Colony of Thedzoa

“I will do what I must”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Global Union Consortium

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Colony of Thedzoa is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.162 billion Thedzoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 266 trillion euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,097 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thedzoa is ranked 200,414th in the world and 59th in The Global Union Consortium for Fattest Citizens, with 7.79 Obesity Rate.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,297thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,196thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,464thLargest Mining Sector: 4,980thMost Primitive: 5,442ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,435thNudest: 7,893rdLargest Black Market: 8,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,560thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,357thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,089thLargest Retail Industry: 14,681stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,928thMost Efficient Economies: 18,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,522ndMost Devout: 19,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,080thHighest Average Incomes: 22,242nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

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