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The Colony of Thedzoa

“I will do what I must”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: United Soviet Federation

Regional Influence: Squire


The Colony of Thedzoa is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 921 million Thedzoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 97.8 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,155 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Thedzoa, wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 161,192nd in the world and 15th in United Soviet Federation for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 34.18 on the Hayek Index.

Nudest: 1,275thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,885thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,654thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,554thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,078thLargest Retail Industry: 11,015thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,420thMost Pacifist: 14,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,873rdMost Inclusive: 17,355thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,510thLargest Black Market: 21,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,739th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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