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The Colony of ThedairosE

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Colony of ThedairosE is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.387 billion ThedairosEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ThedairosEian economy, worth 323 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,629 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThedairosE's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ThedairosE is ranked 41,935th in the world and 2,185th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,580.49 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,507thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,364thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,906thLargest Black Market: 15,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,200thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,365thMost Conservative: 18,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,197thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,031st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 480th in the regionMost Conservative: 582nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 663rd in the region

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