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The Incorporated States of The Yawning Asshole

“Just your friendly neighbourhood pub!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Page

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The Incorporated States of The Yawning Asshole is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Bartholomew Tender with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 819 million Yawning Assholeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barztül. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The strong Yawning Assholean economy, worth 62.4 trillion Peanuts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 76,186 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and diaper sales are up. Crime is totally unknown. The Yawning Asshole's national animal is the Alcoholic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Yawning Asshole is ranked 18,404th in the world and 378th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,411.12 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,424thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,162ndMost Influential: 10,630thTop
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Best Weather: 12,965thMost Inclusive: 13,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,988thNicest Citizens: 15,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,655thLargest Retail Industry: 17,192ndHighest Drug Use: 17,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,404thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,584thMost Secular: 19,630thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,737th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 166th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 222nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 241st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 245th in the regionNicest Citizens: 252nd in the regionBest Weather: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 334th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 379th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 404th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 509th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 570th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 590th in the regionMost Secular: 591st in the regionMost Pacifist: 610th in the regionMost Cultured: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 657th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 18 » Zerentopia, Panormia, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Nation of Urie, Mundanus, Aqueira, Visionary Union, Alsakah, North Comunist Awelanius, Razorback, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, United Libor Lefunkistan, Perfect Sublime Masters, Kaiserreich Subreddit, and Makdon.