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The Großkaizerreich of The Xaviet Empire

“Justice, Strength, and Loyalty, are all that matters.”

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The Großkaizerreich of The Xaviet Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heinrich-Maximilian II von Assen with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.628 billion Xaviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assenstadt. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xaviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,478 trillion Xavietische Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,244 Xavietische Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the new Xaviet-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, and the might of the entire Xaviet Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Xaviet Empire's national animal is the Reichsvalk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Totalitarianism.

The Xaviet Empire is ranked 15,274^th in the world and 43^rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,093.31 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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