Spotlight on:
The High Red Lantern of The Wyatt Compound |
“Let me in...”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Yggdrasil |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The High Red Lantern of The Wyatt Compound is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bray Wyatt with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.51 billion Fireflies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firefly Fun House. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Fiendish economy, worth a remarkable 4,090 trillion Abigails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,179 Abigails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Bray Wyatt, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime is totally unknown. The Wyatt Compound's national animal is the Buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Wyatt Compound is ranked 3,841st in the world and 8th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 3,540.70606728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : The Wyatt Compound was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Wyatt Compound was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Bray Wyatt.
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : The Wyatt Compound was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Wyatt Compound was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, private clinics eagerly advertise their trivial specialties.
- : Following new legislation in The Wyatt Compound, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.