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The High Red Lantern of The Wyatt Compound

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Yggdrasil

Regional Influence: Squire

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The High Red Lantern of The Wyatt Compound is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bray Wyatt with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.51 billion Fireflies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Firefly Fun House. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fiendish economy, worth a remarkable 4,090 trillion Abigails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,179 Abigails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Bray Wyatt, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime is totally unknown. The Wyatt Compound's national animal is the Buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Wyatt Compound is ranked 3,841st in the world and 8th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 3,540.70606728 days.

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Nudest: 548thMost Advanced Public Education: 684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,373rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,478thMost Cultured: 1,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,511thMost Pacifist: 1,838thMost Inclusive: 1,919thHighest Food Quality: 1,921stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,455thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,653rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,843rdSmartest Citizens: 2,882ndMost Developed: 2,935thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,367thLargest Governments: 3,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,554thMost Stationary: 3,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,448thHighest Economic Output: 4,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,481stNicest Citizens: 5,607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,932ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,018thLowest Crime Rates: 10,433rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,659thHighest Average Incomes: 11,703rdLargest Populations: 13,865thMost Influential: 14,052ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,685thMost Efficient Economies: 21,313th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the region

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