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The Republic of The Witch of Hemwick

“By The People For The People”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Anarchy

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Republic of The Witch of Hemwick is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The devout population of 3.036 billion Witch of Hemwickians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Witch of Hemwickian economy, worth 102 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,907 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Witch of Hemwick, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Witch of Hemwick's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Witch of Hemwick is ranked 149,198th in the world and 76th in Anarchy for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 672.85 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the region

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