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The Free Land of The Witch Kingdom

“There is No Such Thing as Too Much Freedom”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The City of Ba Sing Se

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Free Land of The Witch Kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hekate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.761 billion Witches live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broomstick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The powerhouse Witchling economy, worth 176 trillion litres of blood a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,101 litres of blood, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,080 per year while the poor average 20,529, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Hekate can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the doctor has cold hands, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and the nation is now proudly cholera-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Witch Kingdom's national animal is the wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eleutheria.

The Witch Kingdom is ranked 209,851st in the world and 43rd in The City of Ba Sing Se for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 805thRudest Citizens: 1,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,179thHighest Drug Use: 1,601stMost Armed: 1,660thFattest Citizens: 1,856thMost Avoided: 1,960thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,480thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,513thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,174thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,928thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,349thNudest: 9,811thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,738thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,463rdMost Inclusive: 13,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,519thMost Politically Free: 15,364thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,876thMost Pro-Market: 17,614thMost Extreme: 18,606th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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