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The Most Serene Republic of The Wintergarden

“Let's shock the cavalry statues”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Command and Conquer

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Most Serene Republic of The Wintergarden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by La Serenissima with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.172 billion Winterguardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Winterguardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,319 trillion twigs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 214,128 twigs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,631,568 per year while the poor average 7,741, a ratio of 210 to 1.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Wintergarden's national animal is the Silver Birch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is money.

The Wintergarden is ranked 4,621st in the world and 1st in Command and Conquer for Most Stationary, with 3,368.66451072 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 219thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 417thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 458thHighest Crime Rates: 510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 676thLargest Gambling Industry: 719thMost Armed: 732ndMost Avoided: 766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 798thFattest Citizens: 972ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,121stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,444thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,460thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,624thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,405thRudest Citizens: 2,549thLargest Retail Industry: 2,681stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,206thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,490thHighest Economic Output: 4,213thMost Stationary: 4,621stHighest Average Incomes: 8,346thLargest Mining Sector: 9,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,543rdMost Influential: 10,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,096thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,291stMost Devout: 20,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,132ndMost Cultured: 22,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,029thMost Pro-Market: 26,335thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,040th

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