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The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness

“Strange things have had a chance to settle and linger”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nyarlathotep with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.142 billion Whisperers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plateau of Leng. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whispering economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion whispers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,633 whispers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Whisperer in the Darkness's national animal is the Brain in a Jar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Starry Wisdom.

The Whisperer in the Darkness is ranked 196,662nd in the world and 5th in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Most Stationary, with 51.99616811132 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,172ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,644thMost Cultured: 6,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,952ndSmartest Citizens: 7,089thMost Developed: 7,358thHighest Food Quality: 7,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,470thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,934thHealthiest Citizens: 9,058thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,220thLowest Crime Rates: 10,715thMost Inclusive: 10,765thMost Efficient Economies: 11,726thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,843rdLargest Governments: 12,115thBest Weather: 12,309thHighest Average Incomes: 13,930thHighest Economic Output: 14,153rdMost Secular: 14,306thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,320thNicest Citizens: 16,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,415thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,534thMost Patriotic: 25,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,453rd

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