Spotlight on:
The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness |
“Strange things have had a chance to settle and linger”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Sighs of The Whisperer in the Darkness is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nyarlathotep with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.142 billion Whisperers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plateau of Leng. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Whispering economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion whispers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,633 whispers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Whisperer in the Darkness's national animal is the Brain in a Jar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Starry Wisdom.
The Whisperer in the Darkness is ranked 196,662nd in the world and 5th in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Most Stationary, with 51.99616811132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Whisperer in the Darkness's influence in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : The Whisperer in the Darkness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi.
- : Following new legislation in The Whisperer in the Darkness, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.