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The Same Foolish Baby Antics of The Wahs

“I am so immature”

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The Same Foolish Baby Antics of The Wahs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Baby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.389 billion Wahsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wahsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,855 trillion Cry Babies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,352 Cry Babies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 931,616 per year while the poor average 19,967, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

Playground injuries are considered academic progress, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wahs's national animal is the Sniffling Whiners, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mother Goose.

The Wahs is ranked 282,950^th in the world and 520^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 20.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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