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The Commonwealth of The Vistula

“To do no evil is good, to intend none better.”

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The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 9.302 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,058 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Vistula is ranked 269,080^th in the world and 12,871^st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.

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