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The Commonwealth of The Vistula

“To do no evil is good, to intend none better.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 9.302 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,058 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Vistula is ranked 269,080th in the world and 12,871st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 834thMost Influential: 1,472ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,645thMost Developed: 5,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,411thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,487thHealthiest Citizens: 5,616thMost Inclusive: 5,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,258thNicest Citizens: 6,270thBest Weather: 6,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,801stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,850thSmartest Citizens: 6,919thHighest Food Quality: 7,030thSafest: 7,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,900thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,687thLargest Governments: 8,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,977thMost Cultured: 12,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,738thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,010thMost Secular: 15,740thHighest Economic Output: 16,370thHighest Average Incomes: 19,114thMost Efficient Economies: 19,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,425thMost Income Equality: 24,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,575th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 296th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 331st in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionNicest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 365th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 372nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 414th in the regionSafest: 417th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 436th in the regionLargest Governments: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 464th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 466th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 467th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 516th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 524th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 545th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 551st in the regionMost Cultured: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 667th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 702nd in the regionMost Secular: 737th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 778th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 817th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 832nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 875th in the regionMost Stationary: 922nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,259th in the region

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