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The Commonwealth of The Vistula |
“To do no evil is good, to intend none better.”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Commonwealth of The Vistula is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emil Sikorski with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 9.302 billion Vistulans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torun. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Vistulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Czerwonies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,058 Czerwonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vistula's national animal is the Silver Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Vistula is ranked 269,080th in the world and 12,871st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Windy Skies of Neptunian Military Administration.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Federation of Stud Hoy.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Empire of Exkosia.
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The Vistula was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Federated Empire of New-Ferytland.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The United States of FurryFeet.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The North Pacifican Extravaganza of Furballland in TNP.
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The Vistula was endorsed by
The Republic of Iukatia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 202 » Former English Colony,
Empy,
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The Tampa Bay Rays,
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Bankowiata,
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg,
The Rhein States,
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Supreme Leader Hadrian,
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1 very fast endotarter,
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Ellbonnia,
Chukstik Illahi,
Yellops,
The Iron Lions,
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Xentherida,
Runeda,
Wilkshire,
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Iukatia,
Furballland in TNP,
FurryFeet,
New-Ferytland,
Exkosia,
Stud Hoy,
Neptunian Military Administration, and
Russila.