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The Masters of The Universe


Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Nederland

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Masters of The Universe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by He-Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.163 billion He-Men enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient He-Man economy, worth a remarkable 4,064 trillion Purest Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,397 Purest Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,698,544 per year while the poor average 1,896, a ratio of 895 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for He-Man's office, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Universe's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MOTU.

The Universe is ranked 22,354th in the world and 1st in Nederland for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338thHighest Crime Rates: 359thMost Armed: 581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 704thMost Avoided: 747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 928thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 945thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,245thFattest Citizens: 1,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,404thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,449thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,877thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,909thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,564thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,629thRudest Citizens: 4,801stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,949thMost Secular: 5,410thLargest Retail Industry: 6,944thLargest Populations: 7,546thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,084thHighest Average Incomes: 9,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,649thLargest Mining Sector: 12,652ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,966thMost Efficient Economies: 13,340thMost Cultured: 19,193rdSmartest Citizens: 19,503rdMost Pro-Market: 21,769thHighest Drug Use: 22,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,205thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,561stLargest Black Market: 23,683rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the region

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