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The Commonwealth of The United Patagonian States

“Stronger Together, We Prosper”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Thaecia

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Commonwealth of The United Patagonian States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Pinkman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.577 billion Patagonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tampa. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth 238 trillion Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 151,019 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and Patagonian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Patagonian States's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The United Patagonian States is ranked 269,444th in the world and 391st in Thaecia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.58 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,424thNicest Citizens: 3,425thMost Pacifist: 3,488thSafest: 4,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,356thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,753rdMost Influential: 4,848thHealthiest Citizens: 4,904thMost Inclusive: 5,001stHighest Food Quality: 5,089thBest Weather: 6,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,462ndMost Cultured: 6,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,092ndMost Developed: 7,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,805thSmartest Citizens: 7,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,899thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,483rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,880thLargest Governments: 14,978thHighest Average Incomes: 15,342ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,348thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,491stMost Secular: 15,870thMost Efficient Economies: 16,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,757th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 47 » Angypt, Cerdenia, Rushenberg, Dendrobium, Western Mediterranea, Marvinville, Darwinton, Zermanny, Neo-American States, South Mouse Island, New Alesland, Oxyformal, Sunipi, Armarilla, Ravonnia, Orang Moku, Rheimance, Filipistan, German Moravia, Orsily, Aviness, Brototh, Brockton-by-the-Sea, PLJ, Saltmore, Uppenja, Marie Byrd, Santa Marana, Camellias, Reavina, Phihlandia, Obliquity, Kochevnia, Shrekistani, Rayekka, The Ambis, World Trade, Lukaymmunki, Benevolata, Yappe, Hacacia, Apelana, Paws Foxion, Huago, Entente da madeira, Mardis, and Alexande.