Spotlight on:
The Federation of The United Irish People |
“Freedom for the irish!”
Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Federation of The United Irish People is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 103 million Irish are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.
The strong Irish economy, worth 7.53 trillion The Irish Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 73,073 The Irish Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The United Irish People's national animal is the Beer.
The United Irish People is ranked 224,836th in the world and 1,644th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 55 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United Irish People's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The United Irish People was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in The United Irish People, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in The United Irish People, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in The United Irish People, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport.
- : Following new legislation in The United Irish People, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : The United Irish People resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in The United Irish People, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
- : The United Irish People was endorsed by The Ooky Spooky Kook of Fujai.
- : The United Irish People endorsed The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people.