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The Uenunist Rertareun of The United Essentan Nations

“Better United for Uenunism!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: United Essentan nations

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Uenunist Rertareun of The United Essentan Nations is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by REDACTED with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.678 billion Essentans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entely. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Essentan economy, worth 206 trillion Emlens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,209 Emlens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the true length of the coastline of The United Essentan Nations may never be measured, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Essentan Nations's national animal is the That floppy thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ideology of Uenunism.

The United Essentan Nations is ranked 230,276th in the world and 3rd in United Essentan nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,204th

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