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The Ever Glorious Empire of The United England

“God Save The Queen”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Ever Glorious Empire of The United England is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Serene Majesty Queen Victoria II with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.705 billion Englishmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 404 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,075 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United England's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The United England is ranked 156,028th in the world and 821st in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 13.61 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,641stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,900thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,565thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,771stBest Weather: 8,500thMost Influential: 8,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,893rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,310thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,449thNicest Citizens: 12,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,924thLowest Crime Rates: 13,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,251stLargest Governments: 16,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,693rdMost Pacifist: 16,920thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,224thMost Developed: 17,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,748thHealthiest Citizens: 21,276thMost Inclusive: 21,674thMost Efficient Economies: 22,697th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the region

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