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The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire

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The Holy Empire of The united american-isreali empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli patton the third with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.963 billion united American-Isreali empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havana and Los santos and new Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient united American-Isreali empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,678 trillion Gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 517,945 Gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,651,826 per year while the poor average 55,545, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The united american-isreali empire's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Jewish with minoritys.

The united american-isreali empire is ranked 1,515^th in the world and 1^st in The Pangaean Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 401.28 kickbacks per hour.

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