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The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners

“All Your Base Are Belong To Us!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andre Superfly with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.617 billion Stoners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weaselgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stonerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,450 trillion AK-47s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,280 AK-47s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the question of 'what is Prime Minister Andre Superfly's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. The Unionized Stoners's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Unionized Stoners is ranked 123,862nd in the world and 97th in Canada for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,290.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 97thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 110thHealthiest Citizens: 143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 154thMost Developed: 159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160thMost Pacifist: 162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 180thNicest Citizens: 194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 209thMost Beautiful Environments: 238thMost Secular: 243rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 245thLeast Corrupt Governments: 254thMost Inclusive: 262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 277thMost Cultured: 291stSmartest Citizens: 305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 341stLargest Governments: 348thBest Weather: 408thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 412thSafest: 689thHighest Economic Output: 711thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,807thMost Influential: 1,937thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,021stLargest Populations: 2,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,312thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,927thHighest Average Incomes: 2,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,503rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,594thMost Stationary: 10,333rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,021st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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