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The Rising Tides of The Unified Pumaxi

“Sōlus in hostēs ruit, Et patriam servāvit.”

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The Rising Tides of The Unified Pumaxi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor M4X with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.011 billion Bums are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayaimi. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pumaxian economy, worth 369 trillion Watermelon Bills a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,789 Watermelon Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the government is reining in public spending, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Pumaxi's national animal is the Scrawlers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maxism Invicta.

The Unified Pumaxi is ranked 236,549^th in the world and 27^th in Anubis for Fattest Citizens, with 8.06 Obesity Rate.

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