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The Unified Missourtama States of The Unified Missourtama States

“In [violet] we trust”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Unified Missourtama States of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.884 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 564 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,260 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in South Pacific, and being TUMS has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 35,789th in the world and 37th in South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 564 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 42ndLargest Welfare Programs: 154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461stBest Weather: 471stMost Pacifist: 582ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 876thMost Secular: 916thMost Beautiful Environments: 924thMost Inclusive: 953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,056thNicest Citizens: 1,086thHealthiest Citizens: 1,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,206thLowest Crime Rates: 1,686thMost Developed: 1,908thLargest Governments: 2,044thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,146thSafest: 3,161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,256thSmartest Citizens: 6,636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,494thMost Income Equality: 8,742ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,376thMost Influential: 10,641stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,041stHighest Average Incomes: 15,319thMost Efficient Economies: 16,110th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

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