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The Dictatorship of The Tyrannical state of Wine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Winobat of Winegrass with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.388 billion Tyrannical state of Wineans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrannical state of Winean economy, worth a remarkable 1,526 trillion Winoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,989 Winoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tyrannical state of Wine's national animal is the Winobat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Tyrannical state of Wine is ranked 246,034^th in the world and 4,860^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.